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My husband keeps telling me to stop pretending to be butter...

My husband keeps telling me to stop pretending

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Posted on: 2025-05-12T20:00:07

My husband asked me to stop singing 'Wonderwall' to him. I s..

My husband asked me to stop singing 'Wond

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I bought shoes from a drug dealer once. I don’t know what he..

I bought shoes from a drug dealer once. I

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Posted on: 2025-04-28T20:00:13

Ladies, if he can't appreciate your fruit jokes...you need t..

Ladies, if he can't appreciate your fruit

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Posted on: 2025-04-25T20:00:14

Thank you again to everyone who helped out with our rats' ve..

Thank you again to everyone who helped out with


Posted on: 2025-04-24T02:40:06

Having sex in an elevator is wrong on so many levels.🤣🤣🤣

Having sex in an elevator is wrong on so

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Posted on: 2025-04-23T20:00:17

It's okay if your phone autocorrects 'fuck' to 'duck.' You'r..

It's okay if your phone autocorrects 'fuc

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Posted on: 2025-04-21T20:00:13

When two people have sex, its a twosome. When three people h..

When two people have sex, its a twosome.

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Posted on: 2025-04-18T20:00:10

My husband had his friends over so I had to be quiet for thi..

My husband had his friends over so I had to be

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Posted on: 2025-04-18T00:00:16

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Posted on: 2025-04-18T00:00:15

My husband asked me to spoon in bed, but I'd rather fork.🤣🤣🤣

My husband asked me to spoon in bed, but

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Posted on: 2025-04-16T20:00:11

My boss hates when I shorten his name to Dick. Especially be..

My boss hates when I shorten his name to

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Posted on: 2025-04-14T20:00:18

What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball? She gagged...

What did Cinderella do when she got to th

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Posted on: 2025-04-11T20:00:13

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Posted on: 2025-04-11T00:00:21

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What does the sign on an out-of-business brothel say? Beat i..

What does the sign on an out-of-business brothe

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Posted on: 2025-04-09T20:00:19

What’s better than roses on a piano? Tulips on my organ.🤣🤣🤣

What’s better than roses on a piano?

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Posted on: 2025-04-07T20:00:19

Anyone who Donates anything to my fundraiser for my fur babi..

Anyone who Donates anything to my fundraiser fo


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Can a frog jump higher than a house? Of course, a house can'..

Can a frog jump higher than a house?

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Posted on: 2025-03-05T21:00:05

What goes up, lets out a load and then goes back down?An ele..

What goes up, lets out a load and then goes bac

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Posted on: 2025-03-04T21:00:05

Dogs can't operate MRI machines. But catscan.🤣🤣🤣I'm offering..

Dogs can't operate MRI machines.

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Posted on: 2025-03-03T21:00:07

What’s two inches wide, six inches long and makes everyone g..

What’s two inches wide, six inches long and mak

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Posted on: 2025-03-02T21:00:05

What’s in a man’s pants that you won’t find in a girl’s pant..

What’s in a man’s pants that you won’t find in

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Posted on: 2025-02-22T21:00:08

Hey cuties, between unexpected vet bills, winter power bills..

Hey cuties,

between unexpected vet

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Cleaning myself up for some quality time with my husband ton..

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